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    Talking Just In, LOL

    Missing Bill Clinton

    It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.* Just watched a show on Canadian TV.* There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

    Number 1- He played the sax.
    Number 2- He smoked weed.
    Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

    Even now?* Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!* And, he gets a check from the government every month.

    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
    America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor


    of one of the*nations' most distinguished men.* It consists


    primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.* The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.

    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
    replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

    American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle"


    because he is so*full of **** he can't fly.

    Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

    Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I* believe it to be,
    and nothing but what I think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
    Neither ordinary or extraordinary, just indefatigable.

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    Some of those one-liners were pretty good...
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    LOL....Great stuff Dragon.
    John

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    Thumbs up

    Two thumbs up!

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