These are real places...

ALASKA
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EEK
UNALASKA


ALABAMA
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BURNT CORN
NEEDMORE (5 separate towns in AL bear this name)


ARIZONA
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GUNSIGHT
MANY FARMS
MEXICAN WATER (don’t drink the water)
MONKEYS EYEBROW (huh?!)
TWO GUNS
WHY (as in WHY do we have to be right next to GUNSIGHT)


ARKANSAS
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ACCIDENT (oops, we didn’t really mean to have a town here)
WEINER


CALIFORNIA (is it holy or just a hellhole?)
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DEVILS DEN
HELLHOLE PALMS
HOLY CITY


COLORADO
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DI*K
HYGIENE
LAST CHANCE
MIRAGE (they want you to think it’s not really there?)


DELAWARE
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BLUE BALL


FLORIDA
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CHRISTMAS
FROSTPROOF
HOWEY IN THE HILLS
MOSQUITO GROVE
PANACEA (where all your troubles go away)
SPUDS
TWO EGG
WALDO (now you know where WALDO is)
YEEHAW JUNCTION


GEORGIA
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BUTTS
CLIMAX
CUMMING
ENIGMA
EXPERIMENT (we’ll try making a new town just for kicks)
IDEAL


HAWAII
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POOPOO (I hear this place is a dump)
VOLCANO


IDAHO
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FUBAR PEAK (climb at your own risk)


IOWA
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HOLY CROSS
WHAT CHEER (are they being sarcastic?)


ILLINOIS
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ENERGY
GRAND DETOUR
NORMAL (so I guess the rest of the state isn’t?)


INDIANA
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BALLSTOWN
BIRDS EYE
FLOYDS KNOBS
FRENCH LICK
GNAW BONE
HOOKER CORNER
SANTA CLAUS


KANSAS
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FLUSH
GAS
PROTECTION (from what?)
SMILEYBERG
SPEED


KENTUCKY
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BIG BONE
BLACK GNAT (if the best you can do for a town namesake is this…)
BREEDING
HAZARD
MUD LICK
ORDINARY
QUICKSAND (the town’s disappearing)
READY
RELIEF


LOUISIANA
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EROS
FORT NECESSITY (sounds like it was a spontaneous decision)
VIXEN
WATERPROOF


MAINE
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MAINE (they wanted to be big-time and it worked for New York, right?)
PURGATORY
SLAUGHTER
SUCKERVILLE


MARYLAND
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CRAPO
SEAT PLEASANT


MICHIGAN (you either love it or you hate it)
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HELL
NIRVANA
PARADISE


MINNESOTA
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DINKYTOWN
FERTILE


MISSISSIPPI
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ASKEW
CHUNKY


MISSOURI
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CONCEPTION JUNCTION (it had a better name before they got all PC)
HUMANSVILLE
PECULIAR
TIGHTWAD


NEVADA
-------
SHAFTER (well it is the state where they screw you one way or another)


NEW HAMPSHIRE
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SANDWICH


NEW JERSEY
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BUTTZVILLE
RUDEVILLE


NEW MEXICO
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TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
WEED


NEW YORK
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BATH
FLUSHING
HOOKER
HORSEHEADS (the mafia runs the place)


NORTH CAROLINA
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BATCAVE
BOOGERTOWN
HOOKERTOWN
HORNEYTOWN
KILL DEVIL HILLS
MOREHEAD CITY


NORTH DAKOTA
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BEACH
FLASHER
ZAP


OHIO
----
BUSINESSBURG
DEVIL TOWN
FLEATOWN
HICKSVILLE
KNOCKEMSTIFF (it's a rough town)
ROUND BOTTOM


OKLAHOMA (where the license plates proudly proclaim that Oklahoma is OK)
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BOWLEGS
OKAY


OREGON
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BEAVER
POOP CREEK
RIDDLE
TIMBUKTU
ZIGZAG


PENNSYLVANIA
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BIRD IN HAND
BLUE BALL
BONERS HILL
BURNING WELL
INTERCOURSE
KING OF PRUSSIA
LITTLE HOPE
MARS
NORTH EAST
VIRGINVILLE


SOUTH CAROLINA
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COWARD
NINETY SIX
NORTH
PEE DEE


TENNESSEE
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GASSAWAY (they relaxed their emissions standards)
SWEET LIPS


TEXAS
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BOSTON
BUSHLAND
CUT AND SHOOT (lots of crime here)
EARTH
FLAT
GUN BARREL CITY (once upon a time, they kicked TWO GUNS, AZ’s a**)
HAPPY
LAWN (there’s nothing to do here except watch the grass grow)
NEW BOSTON
OLD BOSTON
PROGRESS (must be near Old Boston, Boston, and New Boston)


UTAH
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VIRGIN


VERMONT
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BREAD LOAF
MOSQUITOVILLE
NOTOWN
SATANS KINGDOM (the place just went all to hell)


VIRGINIA
--------
BLAND
GOOSE PIMPLE JUNCTION


WASHINGTON
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BONER LAKE
CONCRETE
DUSTY
HUMPTULIPS
MEDICAL LAKE
PLAIN
VADER (there is a great disturbance in the Force here)


WEST VIRGINIA
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BURNING SPRINGS (what’s in that water?)
FANNY
LOONEYVILLE
ODD
SOD


WISCONSIN
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IMALONE (such a lonely place to be)
SPREAD EAGLE


WYOMING
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POINT OF ROCKS