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    VX Ownership and the Animal Magnetism Effect

    I just saw this today…

    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS (in his signature)
    This beautiful girl was walking toward me. She saw my VX before she saw me... As she went by she started walking backwards, watching "us" with a smile as I backed out of my parking space. She fell for my VX before she fell for me but that's ok because I fell for her when she fell for my VX. You should have seen her lustful smile! Yeah, chicks dig it!
    …and HOWLED with laughter!


    We haven’t even had this thing a week yet, and already I’ve noticed the attention our VX attracts… It would be almost impossible not to! --- And there doesn’t appear to be a particular demographic either… from Jail-Bait to Matronly Schoolmarms; heads sure do turn. --- I probably could have filled a 'little black book' already, without even trying... And the same goes for Kathy, with guys, whenever she’s driving it.


    Heaven forbid – but if we ever split-up, it’s starting to look like the biggest battle will involve who gets custody of the VX! :_drool:
    "This trail is so bumpy, it's knocking my bra straps off!" - Miss Kathy

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    HaHa!

    I know exactly what you're saying too! On my first date after getting my VX... maybe I should stop there...
    Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"

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    I shall see...

    My new VX is almost here... I can't wait to see what kind of reaction I get from the ladies... If anything atleast I can break the ice in parking lots by polling their opinion of the how the VX looks... in case one insults my ride, I will be sure to have a couple childish comebacks ready. I know a good one having to do with rubber and glue... it stings bad.

    -P

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    Update:

    The Animal Magnetism Effect - Part II…


    While I’ve had several people inquire about our VehiCROSS since my last report (a number of whom were female; and more than a few of those have practically telegraphed the old ‘I’m available’ message)… what happened tonight really gave me a laugh.


    Kathy sent me out this evening to get her a couple of hot dogs from the local Dairy Queen – so I hit the drive-thru. --- Once I arrived at the window, things started out normal enough – the young girl confirmed my order, took my money, and handed me the bag… but while I was waiting for my change, another (far too) young lady came to the window and started asking all sorts of questions about the VX…

    “What IS that?”
    “Who makes it?”
    “Is it fast? It sure LOOKS fast!”
    “Oooooo, look at those seats! Did it come with those?”

    Meanwhile, the first gal handed me my change - and I was already well-aware of the line of cars behind me.

    “Hey y’all, come and look at this car!”

    To which, almost instantly, a veritable stampede of forbidden pulchritude occurred.

    (For the record - Our Dairy Queen is staffed almost exclusively by high school-aged females, nearly all of which are capable of turning heads to the point of causing whiplash – It’s actually a bit creepy really; and gives you cause to wonder about the manager’s motives, be they ulterior or otherwise.)


    Anyway, not wanting to hold-up the line, I simply smiled and drove away (OK, I suppose ‘grinned ear-to-ear’ is probably more like it)… But as I was waiting to pull out into traffic, I looked into my driver’s side mirror and saw that most (if not all) of the staff had left their posts and were gawking out the front window at the VX’s backside.


    If any of you unattached teenaged male VX owners have been planning a road trip for Spring Break, you might want to give some serious thought to routing your trip through southernmost WV.

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    Do you have a street address for that DQ?! :-)

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    LOL, vehigaz

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    Dairy Queens

    Oh it hurts to be 30 - I need a fake license... wait... MONCHA, I didn't mean it!

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    Smiley, I'm forwarding that post to Kathy right now! :P

    I don't get any reaction while in my VX. Probably because people around here are used to seeing a porsche every other car in a traffic line up.
    2000 Black VX 105k

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